God vs. the Scientists
One day a group of eminent scientists got together
Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker
Everyone who ticks him or her off gets a $26,000
TV's New Fall Season
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Not What The Doctor Ordered
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist.
The Wishing Well
A couple comes up to a wishing well. The guy leans
Prisoner of War
About a month ago, a man in Amsterdam felt that
As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I can get
Amish Woman Driver
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her
Blonde's Favorite Ten Years
What are the best 10 years of a blonde's life? Third
Little Kid's Books
'You Were an Accident' 'Strangers Have the Best
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle.
Montana Ghost Story
A visiting professor at the University of Montana
Rubbing Her The Right Way
A few months after his parents were divorced, Little
Little Johnny: Quit Bugging Me
Little Johnny, on a day when he was being particularly
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,
Little Johnny's Mom's Vital Signs
Little Johnny asks his mother how old she is.
Finding The Lord
A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned
Donkeys' Quixotic Journey
Who do donkeys journey to the top of the mountain
What did the man in the big yellow hat have to
Redneck on the Roof
You might be a redneck if the roof of your truck
There's a senior citizen driving on the highway.
Yo Mama's so ugly, on halloween, she had to trick-or-treat
Particularly Nasty Weather
Two guys are drinking in a bar. Soon, a gorgeous
Genetic Manipulation For Good, Not Evil
What do you get when you cross a centipede with
FedEx UPS Merger
Did you hear about the FedEx-UPS merger? The
A fat woman and a skinny woman were sitting together
70's Cookie Band?
What do you call a 70's cookie band? OREO Speedwagon!
Monks Made a Mistake
One day, two monks were in the vaults of the monastery
Perfect Man, Perfect Woman
There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They
What's the highest position in the Greek Navy?
Something Men Can't Get...
Why can't men get Mad Cow Disease? Because
There was a man with a restaurant near a construction
Leprechaun on Spring Break
Two college students are in Ireland for a vacation
Sex and Bridge
Q. How is sex like bridge? A.If you don't have