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Stoner Shopping Trip

A stoner walks into a gas station and asks the

Wee Jimmy's Poker

Little Jimmy had become a real nuisance while the

Drug Used to Seduce Men

Men, please read this if you go to bars or clubs: Guys,

Shaky Hands

Three old men were talking about how much their

David's Brother David

A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get

Fratboy

What do you call a fratboy in a suit? The defendant.

Pre-Med Upstart

As a pre-med student at Washington University in

Yo mamma's so retarded...

Yo mamma's so retarded, she thinks "yo mama" jokes

Those Kooky Polish Jokes

A polish guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor,

Texas Transplant

Three cowboys were hanging out in a bar, discussing

Bush's Favor

George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning

Bush and Son

A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference:

Bush and Clinton and Bush

A reporter remarked to George W. Bush: "It must

Dubya 'n' Drugs

During his campaign, George W. Bush and his advisors

Bush's Winning Campaign Slogans

1. I'll turn capital punishment into a new game

Why ENGLISH is so Hard to Learn

1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The

Lima

What did the lima bean say before it went into

Windows 95

Windows 95: 32-bit extensions and a graphical

Memory Loss

Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine

The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom

A little boy went to the bathroom at school, but

Caddy Humor

Golfer: Notice any improvement since last year?

God's Speed of Service

A man asked God how much a million dollars was

Non Profit Atheism

Q: Why is atheism a non-profit religion? A: They

ATM

Three guys are in a strip club. One guy walks over

Lunch Anyone?

A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter

Beethoven's Chicken

Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? It kept saying

Squealing Like A Stuck Boyfriend

A young girl and her boyfriend are driving down

Dead Dog

A man wakes up to find his dog, dead, lying next

Flying Condom

Why did the condom fly across the room? It was

Birth Control

Have you heard about the new mint-flavored birth

Redneck on the Radio

A redneck calls into a radio advice show and asks,

How to Circumcise a Redneck

How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister

George Dubya on a Sinking Ship

George Bush is on a sinking boat. Who gets saved?

Bucket Color

What did the big black bucket say to the little