Stoner Shopping Trip
A stoner walks into a gas station and asks the
Wee Jimmy's Poker
Little Jimmy had become a real nuisance while the
Drug Used to Seduce Men
Men, please read this if you go to bars or clubs: Guys,
Shaky Hands
Three old men were talking about how much their
David's Brother David
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get
Fratboy
What do you call a fratboy in a suit? The defendant.
Pre-Med Upstart
As a pre-med student at Washington University in
Yo mamma's so retarded...
Yo mamma's so retarded, she thinks "yo mama" jokes
Those Kooky Polish Jokes
A polish guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor,
Texas Transplant
Three cowboys were hanging out in a bar, discussing
Bush's Favor
George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning
Bush and Son
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference:
Bush and Clinton and Bush
A reporter remarked to George W. Bush: "It must
Dubya 'n' Drugs
During his campaign, George W. Bush and his advisors
Bush's Winning Campaign Slogans
1. I'll turn capital punishment into a new game
Why ENGLISH is so Hard to Learn
1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The
Lima
What did the lima bean say before it went into
Windows 95
Windows 95: 32-bit extensions and a graphical
Memory Loss
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine
The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom
A little boy went to the bathroom at school, but
Caddy Humor
Golfer: Notice any improvement since last year?
God's Speed of Service
A man asked God how much a million dollars was
Non Profit Atheism
Q: Why is atheism a non-profit religion? A: They
ATM
Three guys are in a strip club. One guy walks over
Lunch Anyone?
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter
Beethoven's Chicken
Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? It kept saying
Squealing Like A Stuck Boyfriend
A young girl and her boyfriend are driving down
Dead Dog
A man wakes up to find his dog, dead, lying next
Flying Condom
Why did the condom fly across the room? It was
Birth Control
Have you heard about the new mint-flavored birth
Redneck on the Radio
A redneck calls into a radio advice show and asks,
How to Circumcise a Redneck
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister
George Dubya on a Sinking Ship
George Bush is on a sinking boat. Who gets saved?
Bucket Color
What did the big black bucket say to the little