Knight on a Dog
One day the king of a fairly large country was
Wizard of Oz
A man jumps off a building at the same time that
People in Grass Houses
The king of a small African nation had an elegant
Redneck Anthem
You know you're a redneck if you think the last
Mr. Bubbles
Q: Do you remember blowing Mr.Bubbles when you
Flea Flicker
There were these two fleas in a bar. The first
Chickenhead in the Road
Q: Why did the chickenhead cross the road? A:
Jingle Balls
Why does Santa have huge balls? Because he only
Head Room
Q: How do you give a blonde more head room? A:
WaterWorld
What do you get when you slip on water? A waterfall!
You Know You're Ghetto
You know you're ghetto, if you name your kids after
Does That Leg Go All The Way Up?
What do you call a one-legged lady? Eileen!
Crossing a River
One day three men were walking along and came upon
Blonde's Earrings
Q.Why do blonde women wear hoop earings? A.
Our Four Sons
Four guys went golfing; one went in the clubhouse
Live Girls
An Irishman and Englishman and a Scotsman walk
Yo Mama's so stupid... glass
Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with
Redneck Jedi
You might be a Redneck Jedi if..... you ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." your
A Kinder, Gentler System
A "Kinder, Gentler System" Sony has announced its own computer operating system now available on
Checking for DUI
One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the
Revenge of the Blondes
WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH? A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes. WHAT
Best Excuses for Not Going to Work
1.) "If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all
Accountant, Lawyer and the Cowboy
At the Urinal, An accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal. The
Useful Work Phrases
Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. The fact that no one
Mexican Bandit
The story is told of a Mexican bandit who robbed a Texas bank of $250,000 and escaped across the river. A
Marriage One Liners
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. --Henny Youngman The best way
Easter
Three blondes died and are at the gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates
The Honeymoon
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately
The Toastmaster Club
A good Irishman, John O'Reilly, met regularly with his toastmasters club. One evening they were hitting
Pet Monkey
Guy in a bar playing pool has a pet monkey. Monkey jumps onto the table, grabs the cue ball and stuffs
The Amazon Parrot
When Uncle Charlie died of old age, Bill was bequeathed his uncle's prized Amazon parrot. This parrot
The Cowboy
A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of beer and sits in the back room, drinking
State of Art Watch
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives
Redneck Vasectomy
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford