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Closest Shave Ever

A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the

Paul Revere Ain't No Bill Clinton

Listen my children, and you shall hear Of

Blonde at the Appliance Store

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found

The Businessman's Medical Problem

A businessman returns from the far east. After

From the WordPerfect Help Desk

This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline.

Room with a View

A couple, both age 67, went to a sex therapist's

Headaches and Sex

A man goes to the doctor with a long history of

Engineer vs. Manager

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes

Contraceptives '98

Microsoft's Latest Venture    

George Washington & Cherry Tree

There has been a recent discovery among archives

Valentine Gift Test

Which Valentine's Day gift would you like? To determine

Men Are Like...

"Men are like fine wine.  They all start

Accident on the Golf Course

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed

Jane's Discovery

"Jane" was becoming frustrated with her husband's

Little Johnny's Big Answer

It is near the end of the school year.  The

Actual Instruction Labels...

ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE: Warning keep out

Lawyer... Genius

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50?A:

Yo mama... lipstick

Tell yo' mama to stop changing the color of her

Bite Your Tongue

What's one thing you don't tell to a vampire?

Guns don't kill....

Guns don't kill people. Texans kill people.

Yo mama's so fat... leg

Yo' mama is so fat she broke her leg, and gravy

Holy Lottery

One day, Moishe went to the doctor and the doctor

Mixed Breed

What do you get if you breed a pitbull terrier

Yo mama's so fat... fell over

Yo' mama is so fat when she fell over she rocked

Who's That Dog?

There was a hound dog laying in the yard and an

Yo mama's so fat... door

Yo' mama is so fat you have to grease the door

At the Old Folks Home

One day at the rest home, an old man and woman

Clinton after Coitus

What does Bill Clinton say to Hillary Clinton after

Men and the Toilet Seat

How many men does it take to put down a toilet

Russian Vodka

A Russian guy was walking down the street when

New Canadian Flag

Canada, in view of recent events, will be changing

Hole Lotta Love

Why do men have holes in their penises? To

Silly Boy

A little kid walks into a movie theater one day.

Betty Crocker

One day while a wife was working in the kitchen,