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God vs. the Scientists

One day a group of eminent scientists got together

Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker

Everyone who ticks him or her off gets a $26,000

TV's New Fall Season

    NBC 8:00 Friends 8:30

Not What The Doctor Ordered

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist.

The Wishing Well

A couple comes up to a wishing well. The guy leans

Prisoner of War

About a month ago, a man in Amsterdam felt that

Daily Affirmations

As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I can get

Amish Woman Driver

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her

Blonde's Favorite Ten Years

What are the best 10 years of a blonde's life? Third

Little Kid's Books

'You Were an Accident' 'Strangers Have the Best

Mexican Smuggler

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle.

Montana Ghost Story

A visiting professor at the University of Montana

Rubbing Her The Right Way

A few months after his parents were divorced, Little

Little Johnny: Quit Bugging Me

Little Johnny, on a day when he was being particularly

Baby Talk

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,

Little Johnny's Mom's Vital Signs

Little Johnny asks his mother how old she is.

Finding The Lord

A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned

Donkeys' Quixotic Journey

Who do donkeys journey to the top of the mountain

Curious George

What did the man in the big yellow hat have to

Redneck on the Roof

You might be a redneck if the roof of your truck

Bad Drivers

There's a senior citizen driving on the highway.

Yo mama's....Halloween

Yo Mama's so ugly, on halloween, she had to trick-or-treat

Particularly Nasty Weather

Two guys are drinking in a bar. Soon, a gorgeous

Genetic Manipulation For Good, Not Evil

What do you get when you cross a centipede with

FedEx UPS Merger

Did you hear about the FedEx-UPS merger? The

Preferential Treatment

A fat woman and a skinny woman were sitting together

70's Cookie Band?

What do you call a 70's cookie band? OREO Speedwagon!

Monks Made a Mistake

One day, two monks were in the vaults of the monastery

Perfect Man, Perfect Woman

There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They

Greek Navy

What's the highest position in the Greek Navy?

Something Men Can't Get...

Why can't men get Mad Cow Disease? Because

Sheep Soup

There was a man with a restaurant near a construction

Leprechaun on Spring Break

Two college students are in Ireland for a vacation

Sex and Bridge

Q. How is sex like bridge? A.If you don't have