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Knight on a Dog

One day the king of a fairly large country was

Wizard of Oz

A man jumps off a building at the same time that

People in Grass Houses

The king of a small African nation had an elegant

Redneck Anthem

You know you're a redneck if you think the last

Mr. Bubbles

Q: Do you remember blowing Mr.Bubbles when you

Flea Flicker

There were these two fleas in a bar. The first

Chickenhead in the Road

Q: Why did the chickenhead cross the road? A:

Jingle Balls

Why does Santa have huge balls? Because he only

Head Room

Q: How do you give a blonde more head room? A:

WaterWorld

What do you get when you slip on water? A waterfall!

You Know You're Ghetto

You know you're ghetto, if you name your kids after

Does That Leg Go All The Way Up?

What do you call a one-legged lady? Eileen!

Crossing a River

One day three men were walking along and came upon

Blonde's Earrings

Q.Why do blonde women wear hoop earings? A.

Our Four Sons

Four guys went golfing; one went in the clubhouse

Live Girls

An Irishman and Englishman and a Scotsman walk

Yo Mama's so stupid... glass

Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with

Redneck Jedi

You might be a Redneck Jedi if..... you ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." your

A Kinder, Gentler System

A "Kinder, Gentler System" Sony has announced its own computer operating system now available on

Checking for DUI

One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the

Revenge of the Blondes

WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH? A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes. WHAT

Best Excuses for Not Going to Work

1.) "If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all

Accountant, Lawyer and the Cowboy

At the Urinal, An accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal. The

Useful Work Phrases

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. The fact that no one

Mexican Bandit

The story is told of a Mexican bandit who robbed a Texas bank of $250,000 and escaped across the river. A

Marriage One Liners

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. --Henny Youngman The best way

Easter

Three blondes died and are at the gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates

The Honeymoon

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately

The Toastmaster Club

A good Irishman, John O'Reilly, met regularly with his toastmasters club. One evening they were hitting

Pet Monkey

Guy in a bar playing pool has a pet monkey. Monkey jumps onto the table, grabs the cue ball and stuffs

The Amazon Parrot

When Uncle Charlie died of old age, Bill was bequeathed his uncle's prized Amazon parrot. This parrot

The Cowboy

A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of beer and sits in the back room, drinking

State of Art Watch

A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives

Redneck Vasectomy

After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford