Blondes and Cops
One day this cop pulls over a blonde for speeding.
You're So Ugly...
You're so ugly, your mom had to breast feed you
Comin' 'Cross the Ohio River
There was a Kentucky redneck and an Ohio buckeye,
Corn Flakes
Two brothers are getting ready for school. One
Roadkill
You're so ugly, you look at roadkill and it runs
Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong
Yo' mama so fat, you use her thong as a hammock!
90-Year-Old Meat Beater
What do you call a 90-year-old man who can still
Bank On It
A man and a woman met in an elevator. ''Where are
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The
Fishermen with Skills
What do you call an expert fisherman? A masterbaiter.
From Dusk Till...Oh.
I was up all night wondering where the sun went.
Little Girls And Goldfish
Why do little girls walk around with dead goldfish
Yo Mama's So Fat... Two Watches
Yo' mama so fat, she wears two watches -- one for
Blondes vs. Mosquitos
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Men and Blenders
Why are men like blenders? Every woman has
Field of...
The guy who invented the vibrator had a vision,
Bubba Died in a Fire
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty
Words Women Use
FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to
The Man Code
1. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually
Olympic Wrestling
A Russian and an American wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold Medal. Before the final
Airport Security
I was scheduled to fly from North Carolina to Germany, where my husband was stationed in the military.
Water Buffalo
After eight days of backpacking with my wife, we were looking pretty scruffy. One morning she came
Blonde Suicide
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How
The Umbrella
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is
Local Brothels
A dedicated shop steward was at a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.
Canadian Quarter Recall
Hang on to any of the new Newfoundland quarters. If you have them, they may be worth much more than
Deep Thoughts
Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids. Never take life seriously.
Newlyweds
A week after their marriage, the Redneck newlyweds paid a visit to their doctor... "I can't figure
Just because I am Blonde
Last year I replaced several windows in my house and they were the expensive double-pane energy
Lights Out
A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a neighborhood pub. The place was hopping
Why I Fired My Secretary
Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast
Mississippi Student Absentees
I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud! These are real notes written from parents
Irishman on a Desert Island
One day an Irishman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten long years, sees an unusual
Diet
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The