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Snow Body Knows

Q. Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?A.

Teacher's Pet

On the last day of kindergarten, all the children

Dick Cheney and the Bushes

    Dick Cheney, President Bush

Peopling The Earth

A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging

Liar's Clocks

A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day

Exotic Male Dancer

The other day, my friends and I went to this Ladies

Movie Prices

    For the first time in many years,

Jesus's Ethnicity

Proof That Jewish Was Jewish: 1. He went into

Chicken Wire & Duct Tape

An old man in Mississippi is sitting on his front

Never Seen A Priest

An old man from a far off land was once on the

Prisoner's Letterwriting

A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife:

Radical Procedure

Joe was moderately successful in his career, but

Man Quiz -- Are You Trained?

   As you grow older, what lost

You Might Be A Redneck...Wine

You might be a redneck if rather than drinking

The Same Thought

Two men are on opposite sides of the earth. One

If Men Ruled the World

Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically

Clinton -vs- Titanic

Similarities between the Titanic video and the

Roman Warrior

Q: What do you call a roman warrior after oral

25 Fun Pool Activities

1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won't

Big Nostrils

Why do monsters have such big nostrils? Because

You Might Be In A Redneck Hotel

You know you're in a redneck hotel when you phone

Girls and Planes

Q: What does a girl and a plane have in common?

They're Busy

One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered. "May

Yo Mama's So Fat... Burnt

Yo mama's so fat that when I screwed her, I burnt

Late Garbage

One day, a woman comes out with a bunch of trash

Ray Charles' Wife

Have you seen Ray Charles' wife? Neither has

Not Your Cheese

What do you call stolen cheese? Nacho cheese!

Feminine Farting

Why do women always fart only when they go to the

Tupac Shakur

What is Tupac spelled backwards? Caput!

Sleeping Squirrel

Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach? To

Bells on Cows

Why do they put bells on cows? Because

Late Cannibal

Did you hear about the cannibal who came home late

Confucious Say...People Who Can Count

Confucious say, ''There are three kinds of people

Ron Howard's New Movie

Have you heard about Ron Howard's new movie —