None For You
A little boy came down to breakfast. Since he lived
Two Twenties
A drunk in a bar barfs all over his own shirt.
Stained
A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have
Paying the Bills
President Bush looks up from his desk in the Oval
Change Up
The president and Mrs. Bush are in the front row
Bush or Kerry
There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks
Plastic Surgery Miracles
Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf
You Can Take it With You
There was a man who had worked all of his life,
Half Bush
Bush's mother prayed fervently that GW would grow
No Fly Zone
The American Indians have nicknamed George W Bush
Hardworker, That Bush
Bush is doing the work of 3 men: Larry, Curly,
When Shit Hits the Fan
A guy dies and goes to heaven. His tour guide starts
Button Smashers
Saddam Hussein and President George W. Bush meet
Xtreme Makeovers
Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf
Picture Says a Thousand Words
Here's a dilemma for you... With all your honor
The Three Little Pigs of North Jersey
Once upon a time there were three little pigs.
What did the 0 Say to the 8?
What did the 0 Say to the 8? "Nice belt."
The Tomato Family
The Tomato family is walking down the street. There's
No Legs, No Arms... Water Skiing
What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms
Voices! Voices! Shut up!
A teacher asked a pupil a question, but she could
Lighten It Up
Q: Why do fireflies light up while they are having
Eatin' Possum
How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?
Bugs and Teeth
Q: How do you know how long a guy's been on a motorcycle?
Raven and Dog
Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with
Don't Got Milk?
What do you call a cow that won't give milk? A
Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On
Yo mama's so fat she gets turned on reading a cook
Rooster Prozac
Why was the rooster so unhappy? Because
A Fruity Dilemma
There were three men who got stranded on an island.
Dolly Parton
Did you hear about Dolly Parton passing out on
Siamese Twins
Q: Why did the Siamese twins move to England?
Not All Blondes Are Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the craps
So you want to marry a millionaire ?
A very rich man met a beautiful lady and he decided
Jolly Santa
Q: Why is Santa always so jolly? A: Because
Blondes and Iceberg
Two blondes were stranded on an iceberg with only