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None For You

A little boy came down to breakfast. Since he lived

Two Twenties

A drunk in a bar barfs all over his own shirt.

Stained

A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have

Paying the Bills

President Bush looks up from his desk in the Oval

Change Up

The president and Mrs. Bush are in the front row

Bush or Kerry

There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks

Plastic Surgery Miracles

Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf

You Can Take it With You

There was a man who had worked all of his life,

Half Bush

Bush's mother prayed fervently that GW would grow

No Fly Zone

The American Indians have nicknamed George W Bush

Hardworker, That Bush

Bush is doing the work of 3 men: Larry, Curly,

When Shit Hits the Fan

A guy dies and goes to heaven. His tour guide starts

Button Smashers

Saddam Hussein and President George W. Bush meet

Xtreme Makeovers

Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf

Picture Says a Thousand Words

Here's a dilemma for you... With all your honor

The Three Little Pigs of North Jersey

Once upon a time there were three little pigs.

What did the 0 Say to the 8?

What did the 0 Say to the 8? "Nice belt."

The Tomato Family

The Tomato family is walking down the street. There's

No Legs, No Arms... Water Skiing

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms

Voices! Voices! Shut up!

A teacher asked a pupil a question, but she could

Lighten It Up

Q: Why do fireflies light up while they are having

Eatin' Possum

How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?

Bugs and Teeth

Q: How do you know how long a guy's been on a motorcycle?

Raven and Dog

Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with

Don't Got Milk?

What do you call a cow that won't give milk? A

Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On

Yo mama's so fat she gets turned on reading a cook

Rooster Prozac

Why was the rooster so unhappy? Because

A Fruity Dilemma

There were three men who got stranded on an island.

Dolly Parton

Did you hear about Dolly Parton passing out on

Siamese Twins

Q: Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

Not All Blondes Are Dumb

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the craps

So you want to marry a millionaire ?

A very rich man met a beautiful lady and he decided

Jolly Santa

Q: Why is Santa always so jolly? A: Because

Blondes and Iceberg

Two blondes were stranded on an iceberg with only