A man with a pegleg, hook hand and...
A man with a pegleg, hook hand and an eyepatch
Sharing A Room
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town,
SF Pregnancy Rate
Q: What's in the air in San Francisco that keeps
Mirror
Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When
Who Knocked Up My Bear?
An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup
Ketchup and Liquor
(repeat ketchup and liquor after every phrase)
Limerick... Ol' Man from Nantucket
There was an old man from Nantucket Who had a
What a Scotsman Wears Under His Kilt
A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path
Yo mama's...So Hairy
Your mama's so hairy her knees have bangs.
The Middle Man
A woman walks in to a tattoo parlor and tells the
The Difference Between Like and Love
Q. What is the diference between like and love?
Speeding Old Chicks
A state trooper spied a car puttering along at
Yo mama's...So Fat
Your mama is so fat, after she and your daddy got
On The Side
Two golfers meet on the same golf course, on the
Birdy
There was a man sunbathing on a beach naked. A
Consulting Fun
Last week I took some friends out to a restaurant,
Pink Floyd
The three remaining members of Pink Floyd get in
Bird it Through the Grapevine
Have you heard about the man who did it with a
It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his ...
It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his hands
A plane is on its way to Houston when a ...
A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde
Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove ...
Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove to
Yo momma so stupid...
Yo momma's so stupid...when your daddy said it
Yo momma so dumb she ...
Yo momma''s so dumb, she took an hour to make minute
yo mama's hair...
Yo mama's hair so short she rolls it with rice.
yo mama is so fat....
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she seen 90210
Did you know that Richard Pryor and Michael ...
Did you know that Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson
What did the blonde say after ...
What did the blonde say after college? "Will that
Highly Illogical
Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they
A man rides in on Friday, stays two nights...
Q: A man rides in on Friday, stays two nights
Yo mama's so poor ...
Yo mama's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with
A Brunette a red head and a blonde were in ...
A brunette, a red-head and a blonde were in jail
What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra? They
Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?
Q. How many lawyer jokes are there? A. Three...the
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes...
A beautiful woman loved to garden, but couldn't