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What's the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78? At 8 - You take her

I will seek and find You . . I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache,

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that,

The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "It was a good idea to replace the first

A first grade school teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her class. She presented each

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his

A man once spent days looking for his new hat. Finally, he decided that he'd go to church on Sunday

Titanic was about to sink. People on the ship were shouting, crying, running and praying to God - just

A little boy and girl go trick or treating. They knock on the door of this house and the man who

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help

A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught a judge just as he was about

There was a church down in Southwest Texas that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out

Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own defense. "You must swear to

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was

16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long 15. If I Can't Be

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but

Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel.

A man decided to spend the night with a prostitute.

Once a lady wanted to leave the U.S.A. but couldn't

One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot.

Most wives whose husbands fool around have to

On a senior citizens bus tour, while the passengers

What do licking pussy and the mob have in common?

Q: What three words mean small? A: Is it in?

Y'might be a redneck, if you clean your toilet

Q: Why did Santa get arrested? A: He got caught

Why did the woman cross the road? Who knows?

Did you here about the man that died from eating

An affluent couple gets into an argument over dinner. "If

There was a guy in the middle of the desert and

Q: What does a bum call a dumpster. A: Bed and

Yo mama's so fat, you can see her on the world