Female Evolution (from Man's perspective)
What's the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78? At 8 - You take her
Finding You
I will seek and find You . . I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache,
Cold Cream
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that,
Drive-Thru Confessional
The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "It was a good idea to replace the first
Old Proverbs/New Meanings
A first grade school teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her class. She presented each
Halloween at a Hospital
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his
Change of Mind
A man once spent days looking for his new hat. Finally, he decided that he'd go to church on Sunday
Sinking Titanic
Titanic was about to sink. People on the ship were shouting, crying, running and praying to God - just
Halloween Costumes
A little boy and girl go trick or treating. They knock on the door of this house and the man who
Kids Thoughts on Marriage
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.
Car in a Ditch
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help
Marriage License
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught a judge just as he was about
Organist
There was a church down in Southwest Texas that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so
25 Signs You Have Grown Up
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out
Truth
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own defense. "You must swear to
Salesmanship
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was
Top 16 Country Songs
16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long 15. If I Can't Be
Punny Pun Pun
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but
The Duck and the Condom
Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel.
Rent
A man decided to spend the night with a prostitute.
Screwed, For Sure
Once a lady wanted to leave the U.S.A. but couldn't
The Boss
One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot.
Clinton and AIDS
Most wives whose husbands fool around have to
Seek and Ye Shall Find...
On a senior citizens bus tour, while the passengers
Mafi-Oh-So-Fine
What do licking pussy and the mob have in common?
Small Things
Q: What three words mean small? A: Is it in?
You might Be A Redneck... Toilet
Y'might be a redneck, if you clean your toilet
Santa's Miranda Rights
Q: Why did Santa get arrested? A: He got caught
A Problemic Polemic
Why did the woman cross the road? Who knows?
Rocky Mountain Oysters
Did you here about the man that died from eating
If You Could!
An affluent couple gets into an argument over dinner. "If
Thank The lord!
There was a guy in the middle of the desert and
The Bum
Q: What does a bum call a dumpster. A: Bed and
Yo Mama's So Fat... World
Yo mama's so fat, you can see her on the world