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Sleeping Squirrel

Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach? To

Bells on Cows

Why do they put bells on cows? Because

Late Cannibal

Did you hear about the cannibal who came home late

Confucious Say...People Who Can Count

Confucious say, ''There are three kinds of people

Ron Howard's New Movie

Have you heard about Ron Howard's new movie —

Dyslexic Lightbulb

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

Comfortable

Two sisters, a blonde and a brunette, inherit the

Hard Sleepin'

If a light sleeper can't sleep with a light on,

Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives

Yo' mama so fat, she drives a Spandex car!

Tiff With Riley

''My God! What happened to you?'' the bartender

Knock, Knock... George Washington

Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George

Saddam Hussein

What did Saddam Hussein have in common with his

Drunk Musicians

The St. Louis Symphony was playing Beethoven's

May I Borrow the Car?

A son walks into the living room and asks his dad

Traveling Salesman

A traveling salesman approached an old farmhouse

Ghetto Shopping

You know you're ghetto when you carry food stamps

You're so Dirty... Shower

You're so dirty, when you take a shower you lose

Q & A...Shower

Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths? A:

Yo mama's So Fat... Skip

Yo mama is so fat that when she dances, the band

Yo Mama's So Fat... Disease

Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with

Yo mama's so fat... mayonnaise

Yo mama is so fat, she puts mayonnaise on asprin.

Yo mama's So Fat... Lifeguard

Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a

Yo Mama's So Fat... Driver's License

Yo mama is so fat that her driver's license says,

Yo mama's So Fat... Ironing

Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on

Yo mama's So Fat... Hot Dogs

Yo mama is so fat that the back of her neck looks

Yo Mama's So Fat...

Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away they had to

Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator,

Yo Mama's So Fat... Silver Shovel

Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel

Yo Mama's So Fat... Shade

Yo mama's so fat, she sells shade.

Yo Mama's So Fat... Got Lost

Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got

Yo mama's so fat... runs

Yo mama's so fat, she gets runs in her jeans.

Yo Mama's So Fat... Menu

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant,

Yo Mama's So Fat... Shoeshine

Yo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined,

Yo mama's so fat... belt

Yo mama's so fat, she has to put her belt on with