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Whale's Tale

What do you get when you cross a blue whale and

Lazy Sock Puppets

Why donââ,¬â"¢t sock puppets ever get anything

Remember Ball-Zak

I just want to call attention to the fact that

Pegasus, we hardly knew ye

Why did God stop making pegasuses? Because it

Marmasetts are mildly amuzing

How many marmasetts does it take to screw in a

Fire and Pimpin'

What did the pimp use to put out the fire? His

Stupid Stoners

How many stoners does it take to screw in a light

Zoltrog Jokes

1. How many trarlokks does it take to trokkclap

Future Handicapping

George W. was out jogging one morning along the

Egg-Laying

Egg-Laying Why does a chicken lay eggs? Because

Alex and Kermit

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog

A Gummy Problem

Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because

Programmers and Light Bulb

How many programmers does it take to screw in a

Bad Food

A Doctor was addressing a large audience: "The

Huge Pause

A bear walks into a bar and says, "I want a bourbon

Bill and Hillary

Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at

Shaking things up

An old woman goes in to a sex shop, shaking. "Sir,"

Batman & Robin Flatten Criminals!

What happened when Batman and Robin got run over

Redneck Death

What's the last thing a redneck says before he

Smoke Rings

Three little boys were sitting around talking about

Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker

What's the difference between a hooker, a nymphomaniac,

Hand Falls Off

Q: Where do you go when your hand falls off?

The 20 Disses

Words can't describe your outfit, so I'll just

Rare Disorder

A man sees a growth coming out from the center

Two Guys on a Golf Course

Two guys are hitting the links at their local golf

Blonde's Fav Blonde Joke

What's brown and black and blue all over? A brunette

The Blonde Fox

Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that

Yo Mama's So Fat... C-Section

Yo' mama so fat that she couldn't be born by

Smurf and Turf

Why do the smurfs luagh when they frolic through

Grandma's Birthday

What do you give an 80 yr-old grandma for her birthday?

Blonde and Drive-Thru

What do you ask a blonde in a drive-thru? Is

Termite Fun. Yep, Termite Fun.

What did the termite say when he walked into the

The Three Astronauts

Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3 astronauts

Blonde Cell Death

How do a blonde's brain cells die? Alone.