Whale's Tale
What do you get when you cross a blue whale and
Lazy Sock Puppets
Why donââ,¬â"¢t sock puppets ever get anything
Remember Ball-Zak
I just want to call attention to the fact that
Pegasus, we hardly knew ye
Why did God stop making pegasuses? Because it
Marmasetts are mildly amuzing
How many marmasetts does it take to screw in a
Fire and Pimpin'
What did the pimp use to put out the fire? His
Stupid Stoners
How many stoners does it take to screw in a light
Zoltrog Jokes
1. How many trarlokks does it take to trokkclap
Future Handicapping
George W. was out jogging one morning along the
Egg-Laying
Egg-Laying Why does a chicken lay eggs? Because
Alex and Kermit
What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog
A Gummy Problem
Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because
Programmers and Light Bulb
How many programmers does it take to screw in a
Bad Food
A Doctor was addressing a large audience: "The
Huge Pause
A bear walks into a bar and says, "I want a bourbon
Bill and Hillary
Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at
Shaking things up
An old woman goes in to a sex shop, shaking. "Sir,"
Batman & Robin Flatten Criminals!
What happened when Batman and Robin got run over
Redneck Death
What's the last thing a redneck says before he
Smoke Rings
Three little boys were sitting around talking about
Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker
What's the difference between a hooker, a nymphomaniac,
Hand Falls Off
Q: Where do you go when your hand falls off?
The 20 Disses
Words can't describe your outfit, so I'll just
Rare Disorder
A man sees a growth coming out from the center
Two Guys on a Golf Course
Two guys are hitting the links at their local golf
Blonde's Fav Blonde Joke
What's brown and black and blue all over? A brunette
The Blonde Fox
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that
Yo Mama's So Fat... C-Section
Yo' mama so fat that she couldn't be born by
Smurf and Turf
Why do the smurfs luagh when they frolic through
Grandma's Birthday
What do you give an 80 yr-old grandma for her birthday?
Blonde and Drive-Thru
What do you ask a blonde in a drive-thru? Is
Termite Fun. Yep, Termite Fun.
What did the termite say when he walked into the
The Three Astronauts
Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3 astronauts
Blonde Cell Death
How do a blonde's brain cells die? Alone.