Crazy State Puns
Mississippi gave Missouri a New Jersey, so what
Proof That Santa Doesn't Exist - For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons
Miss Piggy's Addition
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because
The Government's a Prostitute
Why is the government like a prostitute? You're
Waitron Blonde
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch,
Skittles
What can Skittles do that men can't? Come
The Deacon and the Preacher
There once was this deacon and this preacher, and
Two-Legged Bleeder
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog!
Greeting the Queen
What's the difference between greeting the Queen
Dated a Midget
I broke up with a girl 6 months ago, she was a
Stupid Blonde
Q: How do you know when a blonde is going to say
Espanol para Matadors
What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
Two Blondes and a Camel
Every day two blonde women would come out of work
Getting Flowers
A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street
Octogenarian Barroom Chat
Two old people hit it off at a singles bar. After
Mermaid Fishing
These three guys are out having a relaxing day
Snake Bite
"I hope I'm not poisonous," said the first snake. "Why?"
Eating Cake Lately?
Have you been eating cake lately? Because you look
Father Christmas?
Q. Why doesn't Santa Claus have any kids? A.
Beer Nuts vs. Deer Nuts
How can you tell the difference between Beer Nuts
Peeping Tom vs. A Pickpocket
What's the difference between a pickpocket and
Yo Mama Engorges My Member
Yo' mama like a Chevrolet -- when I see her I get
Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born her mama said,
Rough Sex
A man walks into a bar and sees a large chest of
Pay-Per-Blonde
What's the difference between a blonde and a payphone?
Five Minutes to Midnight
A cop drives up to lovers lane and sees a car there.
Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick
Yo' mama so fat, she has a kickstand on her pegleg!
Women and PMS
Q: What is the difference between a woman with
Blonde Alumna
What are the blonde's first words after 4 years
Substituting Rats for Lawyers
Why is the N.I.H. (National Institute of Health)
Yo Mama Rogaine
Yo' mama's only got one hair, and it's on her nuts!
Cake Love
A mother took her kid to the park one day and the
The Barrel
There was a guy that was stranded on an island.
Crappy Date
This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to