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IRS

The Internal Revenue sends their auditor (a nasty little man named Shea) to audit a synagogue. The

Golden Urinal

Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get-acquainted tour of the White

Blood Lines

On a train from London to Manchester, an American was telling off the Englishman sitting across

9 Months Later

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After

Mannequin

Police in Turkey have arrested a 30-year-old shop assistant After he was found lying naked with a

Salt

An Afghanistan diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State

High Urinals

A group of Kentucky second, third, and fourth graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on

Career Choices

An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought

Twenty Five Years of Marriage

Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment,

Bear Alert

In light of the rising frequency of human - grizzly bear conflicts, the Alaska Department of Fish

Wal-mart Greeter

A very disheveled, unattractive, profoundly obese, smelly, mean acting, nasty in EVERY sense of the

7 Kinds of Sex

Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This

Old West Phrases

Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After "Brokeback Mountain"... 1. "I'm gonna pump

Died Suddenly

Donna's husband Mike died suddenly one day. Donna was taking care of the funeral arrangements with

Memory Test

Three elderly men are at the doctor's office for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, "What

1957

It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car.

Retired Husbands

Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Bill Fenton has been causing quite

Horse Tears

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself.

Wallpaper

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room?

Clinton's Favorite Game

What's Bill Clinton's favorite game? Swallow

Amorous Amish People! Kinky!

An Amish couple had just been married and had gone

Long With No Hair

What is 200 feet long and has no pubic hair?

Shrinking, Red Narcissist

What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets

Beer and Women

Q: What's the difference between a beer and a woman?

Eulogy

There were three men standing at the Pearly Gates

The Misprinted Money Melee

This crook mistakenly made a counterfeit $8 bill

Moth Inspector

A man walks in his room after work and is suprised

The Back Door...Toothpick

One night a bartender was closing up his bar and

Incredible Confession

The privacy partition in the confessional booth

3 Flies in a Bathroom

One day, three flies were sitting in a garbage

Dial-a-Rooster?

What do you get when you mix a rooster with a

Blonde and a Sock

A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend

Yo Mama's So Fat... Neck

Yo' mama so fat, the back of her neck looks like

Laxative Cough Therapy

A man is working at a pharmaceutical store, and