Cell Phones and Tampons
Q: What's the difference between cell phones and
Sister-in-Law
Did you hear about the guy who screwed his sister-in-law?
Blondes and Floor Tiles
Q: What do a blonde and floor tiles have in common?
If You Had What I Have
A guy runs into a bar and says, "Bartender, quick!
Come On, Ride The Train
If an electric train is heading north, which way
Blonde and Picture
Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself
You Know You're Addicted to Coffee When...
you grind your coffee beans in your mouth. you
Party!
Question: If you went to a party and woke up with
The Homeless Couple and the Priest
This priest was driving to his church when he saw
LSD Cocktail
Q: What do you get if you cross LSD with birth
Get On The Bus, Yo
One day, there was a man sitting on a bus. Since
Booger Pick-up Line
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
Shopping for Toilet Paper
Q: What did Shakespeare say while he was shopping
Yo Mama's So Fat... no birth certificate
Yo' mama so fat, when she was born, they didn't
Applying For Social Security
A retired gentleman went to apply for Social Security.
Smallest Hotel
What is the smallest hotel in the world? A
Two Guys in a Bar
Two guys walk into a bar and sit down to eat their
Sharing
A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and
TicTacs
Peter's mother has three kids. The first two
Dim Bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Texas vs. Rhode Island
A Texan is bragging to a New Englander. ââ,¬Å"In
The Skin Canoes
There were three guys who where rowing a canoe
Programmer Guffaws
How many programmers does it take to screw in a
Handy Blondy
Two blondes are nailing in roof tiles. One of them
Staring Insult
If someone ever says, What are you staring
Blonde Horse Ranch
A blonde had two horses, but she couldn't tell
Blonderrific Hair!
Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept
Top 10 Reasons To Live On Prince Edward
1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island,
Chef Clown
How do you know if the head chef is a clown?
Dogs Take Their Licks
Why do dogs lick themselves? Because they can.
Taking Sides
There was a man who got into a car accident. He
Three Dicks
Three dicks are talking about what their owners
A Firm Handshake
At the nursing home, Abe and Edna had struck up
Blonde in a Boat
There was a blonde driving down the road one day.