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Crazy State Puns

Mississippi gave Missouri a New Jersey, so what

Proof That Santa Doesn't Exist - For Nerds!

There are approximately two billion children (persons

Miss Piggy's Addition

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because

The Government's a Prostitute

Why is the government like a prostitute? You're

Waitron Blonde

A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch,

Skittles

What can Skittles do that men can't? Come

The Deacon and the Preacher

There once was this deacon and this preacher, and

Two-Legged Bleeder

What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog!

Greeting the Queen

What's the difference between greeting the Queen

Dated a Midget

I broke up with a girl 6 months ago, she was a

Stupid Blonde

Q: How do you know when a blonde is going to say

Espanol para Matadors

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Two Blondes and a Camel

Every day two blonde women would come out of work

Getting Flowers

A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street

Octogenarian Barroom Chat

Two old people hit it off at a singles bar. After

Mermaid Fishing

These three guys are out having a relaxing day

Snake Bite

"I hope I'm not poisonous," said the first snake. "Why?"

Eating Cake Lately?

Have you been eating cake lately? Because you look

Father Christmas?

Q. Why doesn't Santa Claus have any kids? A.

Beer Nuts vs. Deer Nuts

How can you tell the difference between Beer Nuts

Peeping Tom vs. A Pickpocket

What's the difference between a pickpocket and

Yo Mama Engorges My Member

Yo' mama like a Chevrolet -- when I see her I get

Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born her mama said,

Rough Sex

A man walks into a bar and sees a large chest of

Pay-Per-Blonde

What's the difference between a blonde and a payphone?

Five Minutes to Midnight

A cop drives up to lovers lane and sees a car there.

Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick

Yo' mama so fat, she has a kickstand on her pegleg!

Women and PMS

Q: What is the difference between a woman with

Blonde Alumna

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years

Substituting Rats for Lawyers

Why is the N.I.H. (National Institute of Health)

Yo Mama Rogaine

Yo' mama's only got one hair, and it's on her nuts!

Cake Love

A mother took her kid to the park one day and the

The Barrel

There was a guy that was stranded on an island.

Crappy Date

This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to