IRS
The Internal Revenue sends their auditor (a nasty little man named Shea) to audit a synagogue. The
Golden Urinal
Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get-acquainted tour of the White
Blood Lines
On a train from London to Manchester, an American was telling off the Englishman sitting across
9 Months Later
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After
Mannequin
Police in Turkey have arrested a 30-year-old shop assistant After he was found lying naked with a
Salt
An Afghanistan diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State
High Urinals
A group of Kentucky second, third, and fourth graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on
Career Choices
An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought
Twenty Five Years of Marriage
Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment,
Bear Alert
In light of the rising frequency of human - grizzly bear conflicts, the Alaska Department of Fish
Wal-mart Greeter
A very disheveled, unattractive, profoundly obese, smelly, mean acting, nasty in EVERY sense of the
7 Kinds of Sex
Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This
Old West Phrases
Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After "Brokeback Mountain"... 1. "I'm gonna pump
Died Suddenly
Donna's husband Mike died suddenly one day. Donna was taking care of the funeral arrangements with
Memory Test
Three elderly men are at the doctor's office for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, "What
1957
It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car.
Retired Husbands
Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Bill Fenton has been causing quite
Horse Tears
A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself.
Wallpaper
How many men does it take to wallpaper a room?
Clinton's Favorite Game
What's Bill Clinton's favorite game? Swallow
Amorous Amish People! Kinky!
An Amish couple had just been married and had gone
Long With No Hair
What is 200 feet long and has no pubic hair?
Shrinking, Red Narcissist
What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets
Beer and Women
Q: What's the difference between a beer and a woman?
Eulogy
There were three men standing at the Pearly Gates
The Misprinted Money Melee
This crook mistakenly made a counterfeit $8 bill
Moth Inspector
A man walks in his room after work and is suprised
The Back Door...Toothpick
One night a bartender was closing up his bar and
Incredible Confession
The privacy partition in the confessional booth
3 Flies in a Bathroom
One day, three flies were sitting in a garbage
Dial-a-Rooster?
What do you get when you mix a rooster with a
Blonde and a Sock
A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend
Yo Mama's So Fat... Neck
Yo' mama so fat, the back of her neck looks like
Laxative Cough Therapy
A man is working at a pharmaceutical store, and