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Cell Phones and Tampons

Q: What's the difference between cell phones and

Sister-in-Law

Did you hear about the guy who screwed his sister-in-law?

Blondes and Floor Tiles

Q: What do a blonde and floor tiles have in common?

If You Had What I Have

A guy runs into a bar and says, "Bartender, quick!

Come On, Ride The Train

If an electric train is heading north, which way

Blonde and Picture

Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself

You Know You're Addicted to Coffee When...

you grind your coffee beans in your mouth. you

Party!

Question: If you went to a party and woke up with

The Homeless Couple and the Priest

This priest was driving to his church when he saw

LSD Cocktail

Q: What do you get if you cross LSD with birth

Get On The Bus, Yo

One day, there was a man sitting on a bus. Since

Booger Pick-up Line

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

Shopping for Toilet Paper

Q: What did Shakespeare say while he was shopping

Yo Mama's So Fat... no birth certificate

Yo' mama so fat, when she was born, they didn't

Applying For Social Security

A retired gentleman went to apply for Social Security.

Smallest Hotel

What is the smallest hotel in the world? A

Two Guys in a Bar

Two guys walk into a bar and sit down to eat their

Sharing

A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and

TicTacs

Peter's mother has three kids. The first two

Dim Bulb

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Texas vs. Rhode Island

A Texan is bragging to a New Englander. ââ,¬Å"In

The Skin Canoes

There were three guys who where rowing a canoe

Programmer Guffaws

How many programmers does it take to screw in a

Handy Blondy

Two blondes are nailing in roof tiles. One of them

Staring Insult

If someone ever says, “What are you staring

Blonde Horse Ranch

A blonde had two horses, but she couldn't tell

Blonderrific Hair!

Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept

Top 10 Reasons To Live On Prince Edward

1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island,

Chef Clown

How do you know if the head chef is a clown?

Dogs Take Their Licks

Why do dogs lick themselves? Because they can.

Taking Sides

There was a man who got into a car accident. He

Three Dicks

Three dicks are talking about what their owners

A Firm Handshake

At the nursing home, Abe and Edna had struck up

Blonde in a Boat

There was a blonde driving down the road one day.