Pay the Price
A man walks into a bar and says,
"Excuse me, I'd like a pint of beer."
The bartender serves the drink and
says, "That'll be four dollars."
The customer pulls out a twenty-dollar
bill and hands it to the bartender.
The man pulls out a ten-dollar bill and the bartender rejects his money again. "What's going on here?" the man asks. Pointing to a neon sign, the bartender explains, "This is a Singles Bar."