3 Flies in a Bathroom
One day, three flies were sitting in a garbage can. The flies were really bored and decided that they would go to a house and spend a night in the bathroom. The first fly decides that he will stay in the sink. The second fly decides he will stay in the tub. The third fly was stuck with the toilet or the mirror, and chose the toilet.
The next morning, all the flies gather in the same garbage can and all look tired. The third fly asked the first fly how was his night in the sink. ''Well, it was ok, but I'm so tired because I had to avoid getting washed down the drain.'' The first fly then asked the second fly how his night was in the tub. ''Well, I'm so tired because I had to avoid all the feet so I didn't get squashed.''
Then the second fly asked the third fly if his experience was any better than the first two. ''Well, it was going fine until it suddenly got dark. First I heard thunder, then it started to rain. And if it weren't for that big brown log, I surely would have drowned!''