30 Ways To Have Fun in a Hospital
1. Hijack wheelchairs and speed around the hallways.
2. Get a running start, then tackle people.
3. Wax the floors really well in a wing where there are many old people, and sit yourself down and watch the walkers fly!
4. Get the rolling beds and race them, while the patients are in them.
5. Go to the labor and delivery department, and into a room with a patient, and say "Breathe, breathe, breathe, DON'T BREATHE!"
6. Feed the diabetics lots and lots of sugar.
7. Go to ICU and go up to one of the patients and have a conversation along these lines:
"Does this hurt?"
"How about now?"
"What if I did this?"
"What if I hit you with this?"
"Would it be bad if I pressed this button?"
8. Go into an operating room and say, "I can take it from here...." (30 seconds later), scream, "EVERYONE DOWN! HE'S GONNA BLOW!"
9. Start a food fight in the cafeteria.
10. Run around yelling, "YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE! YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"
11. Go "Christmas caroling," only with Adam Sandler songs, or other very disturbing, violent songs.
12. Stand in a doorway with an IV filled with water and spray passing people.
13. Go to the Psychiatric Unit and find something really annoying, (like a buzzer) and buzz it over and over and over again.
14. Turn off the main power switch.
15. Announce over the loudspeakers: "Everyone down! It's an air raid!"
16. That works for bomb scares, too.
17. Start a war between all the patients and the nurses, and chase the nurses with syringes.
18. Play football with the babies.
19. Flick the lights on and off in sleeping patients' rooms.
20. Go into another patient's room and page the nurse. Run away. Do it again, and again, and again.
21. Tell people there's a recreation center on the roof. When they get up there, look around and say, "Oh, it must be in the basement. Sorry."
22. Put a stink bomb in someone's artificial lung.
23. Jump on the beds while people are in them.
24. Find a patient with a remote control bed, steal the remote and wonder aloud, "What would happen if I pressed this button?"
25. Why not try all of the buttons?
26. Stand outside the door of the hospital and tell people it's closed but that it will open tomorrow at 8 am.
27. Steal old peoples' walkers.
28. This also works for anyone on crutches.
29. Take three pigs, and label them 1, 2, and 4. Then let them loose around the hospital. When they find these pigs they will wonder where #3 is, and will continue looking.
30. Hijack an ambulance!!