5 For A Dollar
A woman walks into a drug store to buy tampons. She notices a group of tampons stacked on a table in the corner with a sign on them saying "5 boxes for a dollar."
Well, the woman just could not believe this price so she asks the clerk if it was correct.
He said "Oh yes, 5 for a dollar."
She said "That can't be right!"
The clerk says "Oh yes, it's right!! 5 boxes for a dollar, no strings attached."