A Private With Balls
A private was serving duties at his barracks in the car-park booth. The phone in the booth rang and the private answered.
The other person on the phone, sounding rather distressed, said, "Quick soldier, tell me what cars there are in the car-park.'' So the private looked outside and came back to the phone, ''There's a Bentley at the far end belonging to that fat bastard Colonel Parker.''
''Do you know who this is?'' the voice screamed, ''This is Colonel Parker.''
The private seeming unphased, replied ''Well, do you know who this is?''
''No'' was the reply.
''Well fuck off then!'' barked the private.