A Redneck Can Tell the Difference...
Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark?
A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass... if there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.
Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark?
A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass... if there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.