Accountant, Lawyer and the Cowboy
At the Urinal, An accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing
side-by-side using the urinal. The accountant finished, zipped up and
started washing and literally scrubbing his hands...clear up to his
elbows....he used about 20 paper towels before he finished.
He turned to the other two men and commented, "I graduated from the
University of Michigan and they taught us to be clean."
The lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his
fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented, "I graduated from the
University of California and they taught us to be environmentally conscious."
The cowboy zipped up and as he was walking out the door said, "I
graduated from the University of Texas and they taught us not to piss on our
hands."