Airport Security
I was scheduled to fly from North Carolina to Germany, where my husband was
stationed in the military. As I checked in at the airport, the ticket agent
asked me some standard security questions. "Has anyone given you any
packages that you didn't pack yourself?" he asked.
I told him that my mother-in-law had given me a parcel to take to her son.
He looked at me very carefully and asked: "Does she like you?"