Apples For Sale
A guy's driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign that says "Apples - $5.00 Each." He thinks that's a lot of money so he decides to check it out.
"Hey, how come these apples are 5 bucks each?"
"They are peanut butter and jelly apples. Here, try one." So the man takes a bite out of the apple, but it only tastes like peanut butter.
"Peanut butter -- that's great, but I thought you said that they were peanut butter and jelly apples?" The farmer tells the man to turn it around. The man bites the other side and, lo and behold, it does taste like jelly! The man buys a couple of apples and drives on down the road. Soon he sees another sign that reads "Apples -- $10 Each." Again, he pulls over.
"Hey, what's up with these apples?"
"They're ham and cheese apples. Here try one." The guy takes a bite and exclaims "Son of a gun -- ham!" The guy bites the other side and says, "Cheese. Wow, these apples are great." He buys a few apples and gets back in his car and drives down the road. He comes upon a third sign that says, "Apples -- $50 Each." Again, he pulls over.
"What's the deal with these apples, 50 bucks each?" The farmer tells him that the apples are pussy apples. The guy takes a bite out it.
"Yuck, this apple tastes like shit!"
"Turn it around!"