Bad Girls vs Good Girls
- Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.
- Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it. Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it.
- Good girls wax their floors. Bad girls wax their bikini lines.
- Good girls blush during love scenes in a movie. Bad girls know they could do it better.
- Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls. Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls.
- Good girls wear high heels to work. Bad girls wear high heels to bed.
- Good girls say, ''Don't... Stop...'' Bad girls say, ''Don't Stop...''