Beauty and the Priest
A lady is in a confession booth. She says to the priest, ''Father, I think my husband is a son of a bitch.''
Baffled, the priest asks why she thinks that. She replies, ''Well...he kisses me.''
So the priest goes over to her side and kisses her. He goes back to his side and says, ''See, I kissed you and I'm not a son of a bitch.''
She replies, ''Yes..but he...feels me.''
So the priest goes over and proceeds to feel her.
He goes back and says, ''But I felt you, and I'm not a son of a bitch.''
The lady replies, ''But..he...you know..does it with me.''
So the priest goes over and has sex with her. After they're finished, the priest says, ''But I just had sex with you, and I'm not a son of a bitch.''
The lady says,''Yes, but Father, my husband has AIDS.'' And the priest says, ''SON OF A BITCH!''