Betrayal
Two residents at a nursing home became good friends. After two months of freindship, the man asked the woman to do him a favor -- he asked to just hold “it.” She was a bit surprised, but she did this favor for him. So every day for the next month, she would sit outside on the bench with him and hold “it.”
Then one day he stopped coming around. Afraid that he had died, she went looking for him. On the other side of the nursing home she saw him sitting with another lady. She saw this woman was also holding “it.” She approached him and asked what this lady had that she herself did not have. He answered, “Parkinson's disease!”