Betty Crocker
One day while a wife was working in the kitchen, her cupboard door fell off and when her husband got home, she asked him to fix it, and he told her, ''Do you see 'carpenter' anywhere on this shirt?''
She said no and he went on his way.
The next day while she was cleaning in the basment, she went to turn on the light and it didn't work. She changed the lightbulb and did everything that she could, but it still wouldn't work. When her husband got home, she asked him, ''Honey, do you think you could fix the light in the basement for me?''
He simply said, ''Do you see 'electrician' anywhere on this shirt!'' She said no and he went into the living room to relax.
The next day, the pipe in the kitchen started to leak and when her husband got home she asked him if he could fix it for her and he simply said, ''No, do you see 'plumber' anywhere on my shirt?''
"No," she said.
When the husband returned from work the next day he saw that everything was fixed -- the pipe, the light and even the cupboard. He asked her, "Who did you get to fix all of this?"
She told him that she asked the neighbor to come over and help her and he gladly said yes. ''Well what did you give him for it?'' he said.
She told him that he only asked for sex -- or cookies. He asked, ''So what kind of cookies did you bake him?''
She smartly replied, ''Sweetie, do you see Betty Crocker written anywhere on this shirt!''