Bill Gates Goes to Heaven
One day Bill Gates finally dies and goes to Heaven. Upon reaching the pearly white gates, he sees Saint Peter standing at the door and says, "Whew, I wasn’t sure I was headed to this place after I died. It sure is good to be here." Saint Peter smiles and says, "We actually have been waiting for you for some time now, and we have use of your services." Saint Peter ushers him through the gates and gives him a full behind the scenes, all-access tour of heaven. He points out the streets made of gold, the soft music, the tranquil and peaceful environment, as well as how it all works. At the end of the tour, Saint Peter says, "Well, what did you think?" Bill with a gleam in his eyes says, "This place is great. Better than anything I could have ever imagined. I just have one question, do you guys have a patent on this place?" Saint Peter replies, "Well no…it’s not really something we worry about up here. We figure if someone makes it through the gates, then they can probably be trusted. Why do you ask?" Bill replies, "Oh, no reason, just wondering" and walks away. After he leaves, the angel Gabriel approaches Saint Peter and says, "Are you sure giving Bill Gates the full tour was a good idea? You know he is just going to steal it, patent it, and make his own Heaven." To which Saint Peter responds, "Yeah I know, we actually ran out of room in Hell a month ago. Satan retired, and we’ve been trying to find a suitable replacement since then."