Blowin' Chunks
A man is in a bar and he gets really drunk and he goes home. He comes back the next day to get his jacket and the bartender asks him:
"Do you wanna drink?"
And the man replies with:
"Nah, Man Im not drinking anymore. I was so drunk last night i was blowing Chunks all night!"
And the bartender says:
"Thats okay it happens to everyone when they are drunk."
Then the man says:
"No you dont understand my dog's name is Chunks."