Brotherly Loves
It seems there was two brothers by the same name of Jones. John was married and Joe was single. The single brother was the proud owner of a dilapitated boat. It so happened that John's wife died the same day that Joe's boat filled with water and sank.
A few days later, a kind old lady met Joe on the street and mistaking him for John said:
"Oh, Mr. Jones, I was so sorry to hear about your misfortune. You must feel terrible". Then Joe spoke up saying,"Well, I'm not a bit sorry. She was a rotten old thing from the start, her bottom was all chewed up, and she smelled of dead fish, and even the first time into her she made water faster than anything I ever saw. She had a bad crack in back and a pretty bad hole in the front, and the hole got bigger and bigger every time I used her. It got so I could handle her like everything but this is what finished her. Four guys from this side of town came down looking for a good time, and asked if they could rent her. Well, I warned them she wasn't so hot, but they said they would take a crack at her anyway. The results was that the crazy fools all tried to get into her at once and she cracked right up the middle.
The old lady fainted.