Bubba Hump
A football coach noticed that his star tackle, Bubba, had so many women hanging around that he couldnââ,¬â"¢t possibly handle all of them. So one day he asked Bubba, ââ,¬Å"Just what the hell is your secret?ââ,¬Â Bubba replied, ââ,¬Å"Well, coach, whenever Iââ,¬â"¢m about to have sex, I always whip it out and bang it on the dresser like a hammer. That numbs it and I can screw ââ,¬â"¢em forever!ââ,¬Â The coach went home early that day and went straight to the bedroom. He heard his wife in the shower and, seeing a window of opportunity, tore off his clothes and started banging his penis on the dresser. His wife immediately stuck her head out of the shower and said, ââ,¬Å"Is that you, Bubba?ââ,¬Â