Buttered Corn, Yum
Once upon a time there were three men lost in a desert. While they were walking, they saw in the distance a gigantic mansion. At first, they considered it to be a mirage, but after a while they realized it was actually real. They huddled together and convinced the first guy to go up and ask for some food and water. When he knocked on the door the most beautiful woman in the whole entire world answered. The man asked what he needed and the woman told him she would give him these things only if he had sex with her. Of course the man agreed and walked up-stairs to her bedroom. When she took of her dress he was blown back with terror. She had the most disgusting and wrinkled body he had ever seen. He panicked and ran out of the house. The man told his story to his friends who did not believe a word he had said. The second guy, trying to impress his cohorts, volunteered to return to the house and ask for their neccessities. Again, the woman gave him the same answer and they headed upstairs. Once in the bedroom, history repeated itself and the man flew out of the building. He shared his story with the other two men. The third man advanced toward the door. He pleaded for food and water and she gave him the same reply as before. He agreed but insisted that they do it in the kitchen and that she wear a blindfold. She, thinking this was a custom in his country, slipped a blindfold over her eyes. The man took a ear of corn and proceded to do her with it. When he finished he threw the corn out the window. The woman enjoyed it so much she begged him to do it again, and offered a bundle of money in return. He agained insisted on the same terms and used another ear of corn. When he was done he again threw the corn out of the window. This time she was even more pleased and begged for him to satisfy her once again. When he was finished, he threw the ear out the window. This time she gave him a sports car so he could escape the hostile desert. By now she was too tired to even beg, so he gathered up his belongings and headed out to see his friends. He met up with them and offered them the food and water.
“No way, man,” the other two men replied, “We just had the best buttered corn of our lives.”