Bye Bye Birdie
A little boy is walking along on a nude beach. A man reading a newspaper sees him approaching and decides to show some decency towards the child and lays his newspaper across his lap.
The boy walks up and asks, “Mister, whatcha got under that newspaper?”
The man replies, “Oh, just a little birdie.”
So the boy leaves, the man begins reading again and falls asleep there on the beach.
All of the sudden, the man wakes up, screaming in pain. An ambulance arrives, loads him up, and they ask, “Sir, what happened?”
He tells them that he doesn't know, he was reading his paper and fell asleep.
Then they ask if anyone could have seen what happened. He tells them of the little boy he talked to, so they set out to find the little boy.
They find the boy and ask him if he had talked to the man with the newspaper.
He says, “Yes,” and they ask if he knows what happened to him.
“Well, after he fell asleep, I crept back over, and peeked under that newspaper. And that was the ugliest little birdie I ever saw, so I wrung its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire!”