Call 911
Did you hear what happened?" Jim asked when he
saw me walking down the hallway at work.
"Hear what" I asked, my curiosity peaked.
"The regional vice president died this morning!"
"What?!" I asked, totally stunned. "What happened?"
"He was working through lunch when he had a heart
attack" Jim began explaining. "Everyone was gone
except his secretary. You know the one."
"Boy do I. She's that young blonde babe."
"Yeah that's the one. Turns out she isn't too
smart, though."
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"He kept yelling at her to 'call 9 1 1'. She just
stood there waiting for him to give her the rest
of the phone number."