Can I Borrow the Car?
A girl wants to borrow the car from her dad, so she goes up to him and asks, "Dad can I borrow the car?"
He looks at her and says, "Just as long as you give me a blowjob."
Since she really wants that car, she starts sucking. She comes up for air and says, "Dad, your dick tastes like shit!"
The father replies, "Well your brother needed the car this morning."