Can in the Wind

Robbie Williams and Elton John are walking down a street when Robbie spots Britney Spears with her head stuck in some bars.

Robbie says to himself, "I want some of her arse," so he walks over to her and starts bumming her. when he has finished he says to Elton, "your turn."

Elton says, "Sod off! Who do you think I am? I am not putting my head in those bars!!!"