Close But No Cigar
A guyââ,¬â"¢s been dating the girl of his dreams for several months, but heââ,¬â"¢s been holding back his sexual advances because heââ,¬â"¢s worried sheââ,¬â"¢ll notice his smaller-than-average penis. One night theyââ,¬â"¢re in his car, and he decides to finally make his move. After kissing for a while, he opens his zipper and guides her hand into his pants. ââ,¬Å"No, thanks,ââ,¬Â moans the girl. ââ,¬Å"You know I donââ,¬â"¢t smoke.ââ,¬Â