Construction Workers
Two construction workers were working on the 30th floor. Suddenly one of them had to piss. The other guy agreed to hold on to him while the first guy leaned out a window. Just then the dinnerbell sounded and the guy who was holding the other one completely forgot about holding on and ran down to get his food.
On the 20th floor he was stopped by his boss, who asked if the guy that he worked with was gay. "Why do you ask?" he said.
"Because a minute ago he came flying past my window with his dick in his hand asking, 'Where the fuck did that ASSHOLE go?'''