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A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasnââ,¬â"¢t been feeling well and wants to find out if heââ,¬â"¢s ill. After the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination. "Iââ,¬â"¢m afraid I have some bad news. Youââ,¬â"¢re dying and you donââ,¬â"¢t have much time," the doctor says. "Oh no, thatââ,¬â"¢s terrible. How long have I got?" the man asks. "Ten," says the doctor. "Ten? Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" he asks desperately. "Nine. . ."

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