Country Party
This city guy just bought a 400 acre ranch. He's sitting on the porch of his new house when, all of a sudden, he sees an old truck driving up his mile-long driveway. The truck stop a few feet short of his garage, and the driver exits the truck.
"Howdy, neighbor! I just came by to welcome your sorry ass to the neighborhood!" he says.
"Well, that's mighty fine of ya," the city guy replies, trying to show off his new country accent.
"Also," the neighbor adds, "I came to invite ya to my little party tonight! There's gonna be eatin', drinkin', fightin', and fuckin'!"
"Sounds great!" the city guy replies. "What should I wear?"
"Aww, it don't matter," the neighbor says. "It's just gonna be you and me!"