Crap, Manners and Fuck You
There was once three roughnecks named Crap, Manners and Fuck You. They were cruising the highway when all of a sudden, Crap fell out of the back of the truck. Manners went to pick him up. Fuck You started speeding down the road when he was pulled to the side of the road by a cop. The cop asked him what his name was so he said “Fuck You.” Then the cop asked, “Where's your manners?”. So he answered, “Down the road, pickin' up Crap.”