Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe's first time ever hunting, so he was following Bob's lead. Bob saw a small herd of deer and told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was and to be quiet.
After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Joe what had happened. Joe said ââ,¬Å"There was this snake and he slittered across my feet, but I never screamed. Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled, but I never screamed.ââ,¬Â
ââ,¬Å"So then what did make you scream,ââ,¬Â Bob asked, exasperated.
ââ,¬Å"Well,ââ,¬Â Joe continued, ââ,¬Å"two squirells crawled up my pants and I overheard them say, ââ,¬ËoShould we take them home or eat 'em now?ââ,¬â"¢Ã¢â,¬Â