Deadly Gas
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I canââ,¬â"¢t stop passing gas. Luckily, my farts donââ,¬â"¢t smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, Iââ,¬â"¢ve farted twice since Iââ,¬â"¢ve been here in your office, but you didnââ,¬â"¢t even notice." "I can help you," says the doc. "Take these pills and come back next week." The next week, the lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I donââ,¬â"¢t know what you gave me, but now my farts reek." The doctor says, "Good, we fixed your sinuses! Now letââ,¬â"¢s work on your hearing."