Desperate Measures
A man was stranded on an island for two years, and of course, two years without sex would just about kill a man.
But one day he looks out over the ocean and spies a ship. He begins to jump up and down proclaiming, ''Ship!, Ship!, I'm saved!''
Then he starts fantasizing, saying, ''I bet there's a hot, busty blonde on board with a round shapely ass and smooth legs.''
Just then he gets a throbbing hard on.
So he begins to masturbate furiously, and he looks down at his dick and says,''I've got you now you little bastard, there is no ship!'''