Dirty Limerick
A man comes home to his wife, and he is chuckling. His wife asks him what is so funny.
''''A limerick I heard today at work. But I can''t tell you,'''' he says. ''''It''s too dirty.''''
''''Don''t worry, I''ve heard them all,'''' she replies.
''''I really can''t, it''s the dirtiest limerick that I have ever heard!''''
''''OK,'''' his wife says. ''''How about you tell it, but substitute the word ''beep'' in the place of the really dirty words.''''
''''Fine,'''' he says. ''''Here goes: Beep beep-beep beep beep-beep beep beep, beep beep-beep beep beep-beep beep beep. Beep-beep beep beep beep, beep-beep beep beep beep, beep beep-beep beep beep-beep beep.''''