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A woman goes to see a psychiatrist. ââ,¬Å"Doctor,ââ,¬Â she says, ââ,¬Å"my husband just doesnââ,¬â"¢t satisfy me sexually anymore.ââ,¬Â ââ,¬Å"Hmm,ââ,¬Â replies the doctor. ââ,¬Å"Have you considered taking a lover?ââ,¬Â ââ,¬Å"I did that,ââ,¬Â she says, ââ,¬Å"and Iââ,¬â"¢m still not getting enough sex to satisfy me.ââ,¬Â ââ,¬Å"How about taking another lover?ââ,¬Â ââ,¬Å"I keep trying that. I have seven lovers plus my husband, but I still canââ,¬â"¢t seem to get enough.ââ,¬Â ââ,¬Å"My goodness,ââ,¬Â says the doctor, ââ,¬Å"youââ,¬â"¢re quite an anomaly.ââ,¬Â ââ,¬Å"Oh, thank God,ââ,¬Â says the woman. ââ,¬Å"Will you please tell them Iââ,¬â"¢m an anomaly? They all keep calling me a slut.ââ,¬Â