Do You Know Jack S*!#?
Has anyone ever said to you, ''Do you know Jack Shit?'' You would if you knew the full story.
See, Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit and Oh Shit, the owners of the Kneedeep Shit Inn.
Next came twin sons, Deep Shit and Dip Shit; two daughters, Fulla Shit and Giva Shit; and another son Bull Shit. Deep Shit married Lotta Shit and they had a son, Chicken Shit.
Fulla Shit and Giva Shit each married one of the Happens brothers. The Shit-Happens children are Dawg Shit, Byrd Shit and Horace Shit.
Bull Shit just married a spicy Italian number, Pisa Shit, and they are waiting for the arrival of Baby Shit. Now if someone says ''You don't know Jack Shit,'' you can say ''Yes, I do."