Don't Let the Nun Go Down On Me
A man gets on a bus with only a nun and the driver. He goes back and says to the nun that he is going to die soon and he has a final request.
''I have always wanted to make love with a nun,'' he says.
The nun agrees.
Afterwards, the man says, "I have a confession, I'm not going to die."
The nun says, "That's okay. My name is Jim. I'm on my way to a Halloween Party."