DUI
A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over and asks, ââ,¬Å"Where have you been?ââ,¬Â
ââ,¬Å"I've been to the pub,ââ,¬Â slurs the drunk.
ââ,¬Å"Well,ââ,¬Â says the cop, ââ,¬Å"it looks like you've had quite a few.ââ,¬Â
ââ,¬Å"I did alright,ââ,¬Â the drunk says with a smile.
ââ,¬Å"Did you know,ââ,¬Â says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, ââ,¬Å"that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?ââ,¬Â
ââ,¬Å"Oh, thank heavens,ââ,¬Â sighs the drunk. ââ,¬Å"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf.ââ,¬Â