Eating Out
This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the
wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken
stupor.
The husband asks "I notice you've been watching that man for some
time now. Do you know him?"
"Yes" she replies. "He's my ex-husband and has been drinking like
that since I left him seven years ago."
"That's remarkable" the husband replies. "I wouldn't think
anybody could celebrate that long."