Famous People and Chickens
Why did the chicken cross the road?
ââ,¬Â¢ Plato: for the greater good. ââ,¬Â¢ Karl Marx: It was historical inevitability. ââ,¬Â¢ Douglass Adams: 42 ââ,¬Â¢ Oliver North: National security was at stake. ââ,¬Â¢ Darwin: It was the next logical step after coming down from the trees ââ,¬Â¢ Earnest Hemmingway: To die. In the rain. ââ,¬Â¢ Saddam Hussein: It was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tonnes of nerve gas on it. ââ,¬Â¢ Ronald Regan: I forget. ââ,¬Â¢ Jack Nicholson: 'Cause it f-----g wanted to. That's the f----g reason. ââ,¬Â¢ Mark Twain: The news of it's crossing has been greatly exagerated. ââ,¬Â¢ Mr T: If you saw me coming, you'd cross the road too