Fascinating Boobies
One day a teacher was teaching a fourth grade class a new word. The word was fascinate. She asked the students if they could use the word in a sentence. Johnny raised his hand. The teacher said, “Johnny can you use the word faacinate in a sentence?”
Johnny said, “yes, this book is faacinating.”
The teacher said, “no- not fascinating, fascinate.”
Then Bobby raised his hand. Bobby said, “my sister's breasts are so big she got a new shirt with ten buttons on it but she could only fasten eight.”