First Seminar
The psychiatrists were attending their
first seminar on emotional extremes.
"Just to establish some parameters," said the leader,
"Mr. Nichols, what is the opposite of joy?"
"Sadness," said the student.
"And the opposite of depression, Ms. Biggs?"
"Elation."
"And you sir, how about the opposite of woe?"
Bubba replied, "I believe that would be giddyup."