Flea Explorers
A woman went camping and while she was out she got herself infested with fleas. The fleas decided they were going to explore. The head flea said, "All right, if we're ever going to get anywhere we've got to split-up."
So the first flea said, "I'll go explore the peaks up north."
The second one said, "I'll go explore the other cave around back."
The head flea said, "I should stay back at base camp in the bush."
The first flea got to the mountains and there was an earthquake, so he headed back to camp. The same thing happened to the second flea. They arrived back at camp at the same time. The head flea was nowhere to be found. They finally found him, huddled in the corner with a shotgun, shivering with fear.
When the other fleas asked what happened he said, "I'm not sure but some big bald guy just came in, slammed me up against the wall and threw up all over the place!"