Flea Flicker
There were these two fleas in a bar.
The first flea said to the second flea, ''I'm really dreading winter. I don't want to freeze to death.''
The second flea said, ''I know a way you can stay warm through the winter.''
The first flea was curious.
''How?'' he asked.
''Well, you climb up the leg of a beautiful airline attendant, settle down in her nice warm, 'you know what,' fall asleep, and when you wake up, you'll find yourself basking away in Florida.''
The next Spring, the first flea came back, but was not too happy.
The second flea said, ''What's wrong?'' The first flea said, ''Well, I did what you said, I climb up the leg of a beautiful airline attendant, I settled down in her nice warm, 'you know what''' he said winking. But when I woke up, I found myself riding down a cold road in Michigan in some man's mustache!"