Flower Bribes
One Friday, two women were sitting and talking. One woman looked up and saw her husband coming down the street with a bunch of flowers in his hand.
She rolled her eyes and said, ââ,¬Å"There comes the a**hole with flowers in his hand. Now he'll expect me to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air.ââ,¬Â
Her friend promptly replied, ââ,¬Å"Don't you have a vase?ââ,¬Â