Forgetful Minds
A couple has been married for 50 years. One day they went to a doctor because they recently had been forgetting things and they were afraid that they would leave the stove on. The doctor said, ââ,¬Å"There is no way medically, but you could always write notes to help you remember things.ââ,¬Â
That night, as the wife was getting up, her husband asked what she was doing. She replied, ââ,¬Å"I was just going to make some ice cream.ââ,¬Â The husband insisted that he would make it. As he was walking into the kitchen, she called out, ââ,¬Å"WITH A CHERRY ON TOP!ââ,¬Â
ââ,¬Å"Okay dear,ââ,¬Â he replied.
ââ,¬Å"And sprinkles too!ââ,¬Â
ââ,¬Å"Okay dear.ââ,¬Â
From the kitchen came sounds of banging pots and pans and nearly twenty minutes later he came back into the room with bacon and eggs. The wife said ââ,¬Å"So? Where's the toast?ââ,¬Â