Four Confucianisms

1. Confucious says, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
2. Confucious says, man who kiss girl's bosom, get busted in mouth.
3. Confucious says, oral sex makes one's day. Anal sex makes one's hole weak.
4. Confucious says, sex is like bridge game. Don't need partner if you have good hand.