Gettin' Drunk
One day this guy was sitting at this bar in Chicago and looks over and sees this guy that looks exactly like him. He says to the guy, ââ,¬Å"Hey you look just like me!ââ,¬Â
The other man agrees and asks, ââ,¬Å"Where are you from?ââ,¬Â
The first guy answers, ââ,¬Å"Chicago.ââ,¬Â
ââ,¬Å"Me too!ââ,¬Â says the second guy, ââ,¬Å"What street do you live on?ââ,¬Â
ââ,¬Å"Forty-Ninth Street,ââ,¬Â answers the first guy.
ââ,¬Å"Me too!ââ,¬Â says the second guy, becoming increasingly excited. ââ,¬Å"What's your address?ââ,¬Â
''951.ââ,¬Â
ââ,¬Å"Me too! Wow, this is incredible! What are your parents' names?ââ,¬Â
ââ,¬Å"John and Cathy,ââ,¬Â says the first guy.
ââ,¬Å"Me too!ââ,¬Â shouts the second guy. ââ,¬Å"I wonder if we're related!?ââ,¬Â
Meanwhile, the bartenders are changing shifts and the guy coming on asks if anything is new.
ââ,¬Å"No,ââ,¬Â says the first bartender, ââ,¬Å"just the Smith twins, drunk again.ââ,¬Â