Goin'' to Church
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she wouldn''t be late for church.
As she ran she kept praying, ââ,¬Å"Dear God, please son''t let me be late to church. Please don''t let me be late to church....ââ,¬Â And, as she was running she tripped and fell.
When she got back up she began praying again, ââ,¬Å"Please, God don''t let me be late to church -- but don''t shove me either!